NK: Hi again!

Soujiro, Bakura, Shippou: SAY IT! SAY IT!

NK: No. Kenshin has disclaimer duty this time!

Kenshin: ORO??

Soujiro, Shippou, Bakura: Aww. ^Crestfallen^

NK: ^Prods Kenshin^

Kenshin: Er. ^Looks at piece of paper^ Neko-Kitsune-dono does not own any of the following animes, or Lucky Charms. And Kenshin is completely in love with Kaoru. ORO?!?!?!?

NK: I couldn't resist!!

Sanosuke: HA! KNEW IT! ^Disappears^

Kenshin: Orororo..

NK: And now, on to the story!

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NK: SOUJIRO SHOULD HAVE A TAIL!!!

Everybody in the Room: ^Stares at NK^

NK: ^Sulkily^ Well... he should.

Soujiro: ^Hides in a closet^ I don't want a tail!

NK: Aww! But you'd look so kawaii with.. say.. a nice blue cat one! With stripes!

Soujiro: O.O Eep!

NK: ^Grabs keyboard, types something on it^ ^Soujiro suddenly grows a tail^

Soujiro: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ^Runs around screaming^ GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!

NK: SOUJIRO WITH A TAIL!! YIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Shippou, Bakura: O.O''

Bakura: ^Hides behind Shippou.. not a very good place to hide considering Shippou's shortness and Bakura's... not.. short-ness... Yeah.^

Yami NK: ^Watches NK run around chasing poor Soujiro^ Ch. Baka ahou.

NK: ^Screeches to a halt^ How'd you get outside me?

Yami NK: ^Muttering^ Stupid weaker half, asking stupid questions.. figures..

Yugure: WAFFLECAT!!

^Yami NK and NK slam into the ground^

NK: ...Ow.

Yami NK: I'M GONNA KILL THAT STUPID CAT!!

Yugure: Err...

Yami NK: Special attack! NEKURA KITSUNE TSUME!!

Yugure: AAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ^Runs away, hides behind Kenshin^

Kenshin: O.ox'' Ooro?

Yami NK: ^Charging toward Kenshin and Yugure^ DIIIIIIE!!!

^Kenshin and Yugure both scream in terror and run away^

NK: o.o Aw. I wanted to see Kenshin do some funky Hiten Mitsurugi thing. TENKEN!

Soujiro: Eh?

NK: Do some fancy sword trick!

Soujiro: ...o.o Why-

NK: ^Blows on a whistle^ BEGIN!

^Inuyasha suddenly drops out of the sky, holding his sword^

Inuyasha: O.o' Whaa?! I was fighting Sesshoumaru!!

Soujiro: ^Sits down^ ^Pouty look^ I'm not doing anything til you get this tail off of me.

NK: But you look so bishy with it...

Kenshin, Yugure: AAAAHHHHHHH!!! ^Still running from Yami NK^

Yami NK: NEKURA KITSUNE TSUME! NEKURA KITSUNE TSUME!!

Yugure: WAFFLECAT!

Yami NK, NK: AHH! ^Slams facefirst into the ground^

Shippou: ^Sighs^ I think I can solve this. ^Jumps onto Yami NK's head^ Hii!!

Yami NK: o.O; STUPID FOX!

NK: You're part fox.

Yami NK: ._. NEKURA KITSUNE TSUME!

NK: AHHHH!!

^Yami NK and NK collide. Yami NK disappears and NK is sitting there blinking stupidly^

NK: That was weird.

^Sanosuke (still chewing his dead fish) comes swinging by on a vine^

Sano: HELP!

NK: O.O That was even weirder. Who's writing this thing?

Everyone: YOU! (Sango: ^Appears and bops Everyone on the head^)

NK: Really? ^Looks down to see she's typing all this on the magjikal (a/n I know I spelled that wrong. I'm the author. I can do that. AHAHAHAHA!) keyboard^ OOOOOHHH!!

Yami Bakura: ^Has materialized outside of Ryou Bakura^ Hm.. With that keyboard, I could RULE THE WORLD! HAHAHAHA!!

Bakura: ^Slaps a piece of tape on YB's mouth^

YB: O.o ^Starts yelling and cursing, which is muffled by the tape^

Shippou: Bad Yami Bakura. This is a PG-rated fic!

YB: ^Rips off tape and screams a few curse words which cannot be revealed due to the PG rating of this fic^

NK: Tsktsktsk. I have never heard such language. TRIAL!

^The whole room suddenly turns into a courtroom. The jury is Bakura, Shippou, Soujiro, Kenshin, Yugure, and Sango. Yugi is the witness, Yami Bakura is being tried and Yami NK is his lawyer. NK is the judge. Sano is the baliff (Sano: WHAT??).Everybody else are spectators. (a/n Just so everybody is aware of my stupidity, I know almost nothing about trials. So there.)^

YB: ^Is so surprised he is, for once, speechless^

NK: ^Slams mallet down on the bench.. thing.^ ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!!!

^Crickets chirp^

NK: Uh.. right. We are here today to petition that all leprechauns should be banned from the production of Lucky Charms!

Yugure: Uh.. no..

NK: ^Stares blankly at notes^ Oh. Right. Yami Bakura, you have been charged with the saying of R-rated words in the presence of a PG-rated fic. How do you plea?

YB: ^Glares at whole room, says nothing^

NK: Uh.. okay. Witness?

Yugi: Mm?

NK: Witness! Witness stuff! Witness the jury! Witness the floor! Witness the-

Courtroom: O.o'

NK: Um.. right. Well? Did YB say that stuff?

Yugi: Uh- yeah. I guess. Yeah.

NK: Lawyer? What do you have to say?

Yami NK: ^Shrugs^ He did it.

NK: o.o You're supposed to say he DIDN'T do it!

Yami NK: NEKURA KIT-

NK: O.O Okay, okay. Will the jury come to a verdict?

Bakura, Shippou, Soujiro, Kenshin, Yugure: Guilty!

Sango: Not guilty!

Bakura, Shippou, Soujiro, Kenshin, Yugure, NK: O.O

Sango: ^Jumps on top of the judges' stand^ NOT GUILTY! HAHAHAHA! ^Grabs YB by the collar and runs away^ HAHAHAHA!

Courtroom: O.O'''

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NK: Yesh, yesh, short I know. I just wanted to finish it. Next chapter soon- ideas greatly appriciated! Always remember, Kenshin loves Kaoru!

Kenshin: Oro!

NK: And Soujiro, Bakura, and Shippou belong to me! HAHAHA!

Soujiro, Bakura, Shippou: HELP US!!

Soujiro: And you still haven't taken this tail off!

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