NK: Yaay! The madness begins once more!!

The Rest of the Room: .....

NK: T.T I said, YAY!

The Rest of the Room: O.O' YAY!

NK: ^-^ That's better.

Yugure: So what are we doing today?

Sano: Now that you've finally started writing again.

NK: Sano, I will not hesitate to hurt you.

Sano: Heh! Fine, bring it!

NK: Okay! ^-^ ^Tosses Kenshin the Stick That Burns Things^ KENSHIN! BURN SANO!

Kenshin: Heehee... Buuurn.. ^Turns slowly to Sano^ Burn.. buurn.. BUUUUURN!!! ^Stick lights up, and Kenshin starts chasing Sano around the room^

Sano: AHHHH!!

Kenshin: HAHAHAHA!! BURN SANOSUKE! BURRNN!!!

Kaoru: Ack! ^Grabs NK's ears^ KITSUNE! GET THE STICK AWAY FROM HIM!!

NK: Oooww!! Fine. ^Grabs stick from Kenshin^ Sorry man.

Kenshin: ^Snaps to^ Oro??

NK: Today we go to....

The Rest of the Room: ^Waiting^

NK: Toooo...

The Rest of the Room: ^Tense silence^

NK: Tooooooooooo-

Yami Bakura: TELL US ALREADY!!!

NK: O.o' Okay. Today we go to... THE INTERNET!!

The Rest of the Room: ... ^Crickets chirup^

Crickets: ^Chiruping^

Crickets: ^Silence^

Yugure: ^Raises hand^ Aren't we already in the Internet?

NK: Um... Yes?

Yugure: O.o Oh.

Tea: ^Suddenly comes running through^ ^Screaming^ FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIPPPPP!!!!!

The Rest of the Room: O.O

Yami Bakura: IT BURNS!! ^Clawing at eyes^

Yugure: I KNOW!! ^Jumps up on a stage which has not been there till recently^ LET'S DO KARAOKE!!

NK: NOOOOO!!!! ^Collaspes in a heap, crying^

Mokuba: O.o' What's with her?

Yugure: She has an irrational fear of karaoke, for some reason.

NK: ^Sobbing^ ^Notices Mokuba^ YII!! MOKUBA!!!! ^Jumps up and grabs Mokuba^ MINE!!

Yugure: ..Right. Anyway. Hmm.. I dare... Kenshin!

Kenshin: O.ox' Ororo??

Yugure: Yesh! Sing Heart of Sword Remix Version! And dance!

Kenshin: O.O D-dance??

Sano: Don't make him dance! Whatever you do, DON'T LET HIM DANCE!!!

Yugure: Why?

Sano: ^Shudder^ Just... don't.

Yugure: Ooookay, that was weird. Fine then. Kenshin will sing Heart of Sword.. In Japanese.. And NK must translate and sing!

NK: KARAOKE! NOOO!!

Yugure: Do it and I'll let you live.

NK: ^Jumps up, eyes all shiny^ REALLY???

Yugure: Yep! ^-^

NK: Okay then!

The Rest of the Room: O.o'

Heart of Sword (Remix (a/n: Have you heard the remix version? YOU MUST! GO GOOGLE SEARCH IT!! It be good...))

Kenshin:

Hitori de wa, tooi ashita wo
Yoake no mama de, koesou de
Butsukatteikya kokeru omoi yo
Konya mo mata, sure chigai

NK:

When I'm alone, tomorrow feels far away.
And I must go over still into the darkness of dawn.
If I try to play it straight, it will no doubt fail,
And tonight it won't go well between us again.

Kenshin:

Sanzan sugite doryoku no ato mo
Naku naru kekka, only no tsuna watari
Yaru dake son suru yona, mainichi wa
Sha ni kamaeteta hou koso, raku ni naru

NK:

You can't see all of my hard efforts, because it's only result
More effort, more damage--this is my daily life.
Taking a cynical attitude may give me some comfort...

Kenshin:

Atsukute, tsurai jibun wo kakushite, mijikai toki wo ikiteru

NK:

Hiding myself, heated and irritated; living only a short time.

Kenshin:

Hitori de wa, tooi ashita wo
Yoake no mama de, koesou de
Hottokeba, hashiru omoi yo
Yume mo mata, sure chigai

NK:

When I'm alone, tomorrow feels far away.
And I must go over still into the darkness of dawn.
If I let my emotions free,
My dreams will once again not go well.

NK: ^Suddenly hops off of the stage in the middle of the song^

Yugure: Ehh??

NK: What? I got tired of singing.

Yugure: Oh. Well then...

Kenshin: ^Runs off of stage^ ^Hides behind Kaoru^

Yugure: Hmm.. Okay then. ^Gets up on stage^ I'm gonna sing May The Horse Be With You!!

NK: YAAAAY!!

The Rest of the Room: O.o''

May The Horse Be With You, by Relient K

Yugure:

Bored in the stable
With nothin' to do.
We make a game
Out of throwin' our shoes.
Lead me to water,
But not to the track.
Show me a saddle and I'll say
"Hey, get off my back."

All in favor
(all in favor)
Say "Nay!"
We like the flavor
(we like the flavor)
Of hay.
We're gonna graze
All of our days.
Until they take us away and
Turn us into glue.
Like Mr. Ed always said...
May the horse be with you.
May the hose be with you everyday.

I trot by the fillies
(They like me, of course)
They all dig my band
(yeah, I'm a rockin' horse).
You gotta take off your spurs
To ride me, you know.
If you want me to stop,
Just yell out a "whoa."

All in favor
(all in favor)
Say "Nay!"
We like the flavor
(we like the flavor)
Of hay.
We're gonna graze
All of our days.
Until they take us away and
Turn us into glue.
Like Mr. Ed always said...
May the horse be with you.
May the hose be with you everyday.

Yugure: ^Jumps off the stage^

NK: YAAAAAY!! ENCORE! ENCORE!!

The Rest of the Room: ^Muttering inaudibly^

Yugure: Hmph. They're just jealous.

NK: ^Seems to have gotton over her intense fears^ Okay! I want Sanosuke and Saitoh to sing this next one!

Sano: WHAT?!!

Saitoh: Aku. Soku. Zan. ^Tries to Gatotsu NK^

NK: ^Freezes him in midair^ Tsktsktsk. Bad Saitoh. Now sing! ^Pushes Saitoh and Sano onstage^

Adding to the Noise, by Switchfoot

Sanosuke and Saitoh (glaring at each other, singing angrily):

What's it gonna take
to slow us down
to let the silence spin us around?
What's it gonna take
to drop this town?
We've been spinning at the speed of sound.

Saitoh:

Stepping out of those convenience stores
what could we want but more more more?
From the third world
to the corporate core
we are a symphony of modern humanity

If we're adding to the noise
turn off this song
If we're adding to the noise
turn off your stereo, stereo, stereo

Sanosuke:

I dont know
what they're gonna think of next
genetic engineers of the most high tech
A couple new ways
to fall into debt
I'm a nervous wreck but I'll bet
that that T.V. set
tells us what we've wanted to hear
But none of these sound bites
are coming in clear
From the third world to the corporate ear
we are the symphony of modern humanity.

Sano, Saitoh: ^Storms off of stage, disappearing^

NK: ^Drooling^ I love that song. And I got to torture two RK characters in the process! Now Inuyasha must sing something!

Inuyasha: NO! I REFUSE!!!!!!

NK: ^Slaps Inu-chan^ Bad. Now go sing the moose song.

Bakura: Moose song?

The Moose Song

Inuyasha (very angrily, he's not really singing it, just talking):

Da moose, da moo-ose,
Swimming in the water (swimming in the water).
Eating his sup-per (eating his supper).
Oh where could he be? (oh where could he be?)
He went... to... sleep.

Da moose, da moo-ose,
Swimming in the water (swimming in the water).
Eating his sup-per (eating his supper).
Oh where could he be? (oh where could he be?)
He went... to... sleep.

Da moose, da moo-ose,
Floating in the water (floating in the water).
Not eating his sup-per (not eating his supper).
Oh where could he be? (oh where could he be?)
He de...com..posed.

Inuyasha: ^Walks off stage^ At least the moose died in the end.

NK: WHAT? ^Starts crying^ NOOO!! MOOSEY!! MOOSEY, I LOVED YOOU... ^sobbing^

Yugure: o.o' ^Inches slowly away^

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