Neko-Kitsune: Disclaimer time!
Bakura: Who has disclaimer duty?
Shippou: Her. ^Points to NK^ ^Grins^ Go on. Say it.
NK: ._. Do I HAVE to??
NK: ^Grumbles^ FINE! ... I.. don't.. own.. Rurouni Kenshin. Or Inuyasha. Or Yu Yu Hakusho. Or Yu-Gi-Oh.
Bakura, Shippou, Soujiro: HA!
NK: ^Insane grin^ I own you though! HAHAHA!!
Bakura: RUN FOR IT!!
^Bakura, Shippou, and Soujiro run screaming from the room^
NK: Aw. There go my objects of delight. Anyway, this my friends is a stupid anime crossover.. thinger.. that developed itself inside my brain over the course of two days. The first chapter, anyway. WARNING: It has little or no plot AT ALL. You get to meet all my mad friends! Including my yami form! Right Yami NK?
Yami NK: ^Swears^
NK: Bad Yami! Hn. Character's you'll meet!
NK (Neko-Kitsune): MEEE!! I wrote the story! I'm a cat/fox hybrid! I wear a scarf! I... okay I'm done.
Yugure: One o' my mad friendbeasts. She is a freaky black cat with red eyes. And she's a not-quite-rabid fangirl of Aoshi. I think. This gets her in trouble with Misao. Heehee.
Yami NK: You don't know what a yami is?? ^Gasps^ Bad personthinger! Go watch Yu-Gi-Oh! Now! ((Yami: A soul from ancient Egypt that was trapped in a Millenium Item. Tends to take over in a)times of weakness for it's other soul/mind thinger or b) whenever it feels like it (like Yami Bakura) (From what I've seen they tend to be insane/violent/evil/etc) I think that's an accurate explanation.) Yami NK is a pottymouth, tends to refer to all things except herself and her Millenium Item (the Millenium Knife) as stupid, and I think she's pure evil/insane. Think Yami Bakura. Yes, she wants to take over the world as well.
(Note: All actions take place ^like this^) Anyway, ONTO THE STORY... thinger. YAH!
NK: Do do do do... I'M GONNA MAKE TOAST!!
Kenshin: o.o'x That's my word!
Yugure: Fine, take it. ^Throws word at Kenshin^
Kenshin: AAHH!! ^Ducks^
NK: ^Catches word^ MINE!! ORORORORO!!
NK: SOUJIROOOOOO!! ^Chases^
Soujiro: AHHH! MAD HYBRID!! HIDE YOU GUYS IT'S STILL NOT SAFE!
Bakura, Shippou: AAAAAHHH!!
NK: ^Growls^ How'd you get out of the closet!
Yugure: ^Watches Bakura, Shippou, and Soujiro run screaming from the room^
NK: ^Chasing still^ Yugure!! Help me catch them!!
NK: o.o' You're not nice.
Kenshin: Oro? Hey, I got my word back!
NK: That's mine!
Sanosuke: ^Chews fishbone^
NK: Sano, that's nasty.
NK: O.O' Yiiii sessha is sorry!!
Kaoru: Kenshin, who are these people?
Kenshin: This is Neko-Kitsune-dono, Kaoru-dono. Remember.. She's the one who turned us into animals. (a/n: Go read "Another Ordinary Day" for details! [/advertisment])
Kaoru: Oh. I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOU FOR THAT, BAKA HANYOU!
NK: I'M NOT A HANYOU! INUYASHA IS!
NK: ^Pushes Inuyasha out of room^ Inu-chan. Go away.
Inuyasha: Feh. ^Leaves^
Inuyasha: ^Pokes head back in^ What about Shippou?
Shippou: I'm being held prisinor by her!! ^Points to NK^
Inuyasha: Feh. Hey, kitsune!
Inuyasha: I'm takin' the kid. C'mon, Shippou.
NK: Oh no. You can't do that.
Shippou: Why not?
NK: I'm the author. I CONTROL EVERYTHING! HAHAHA!
Yugure: ^Whispers in ear^ Really?
NK: ^Whispers^ No. But I like to make them think I can. Haha. Now LEAVE, INUYASHA!!
Inuyasha: What if I-
NK: OSUWARI!! (SIT!!)
Inuyasha: ACK! ^Hits the ground, leaving an Inuyasha-shaped crater in the ground^
Shippou: Eek! ^Runs away^
NK: ^Smirks^ I need to figure out a way to make my objects of delight do that.
Bakura, Shippou, Soujiro: O.O''
Inuyasha: ^Gets out of crater, grumbling^
NK: ^Evil grin^ OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI!!
Inuyasha: ACK!! ^Hits ground again, this time three times deeper^
NK: A-HAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM ALL POWERFUL! FEAR ME-
NK: ^Hits ground^
NK: ^From crater^ Since when was I under that spell?!
Yugure: Since I enchanted your scarf!! Haha!
^Miroku music begins to play^
NK: EEK! MIROKU GET OUT OF HERE!!
Sango: ^Hits Miroku with boomerang, drags off^ ^Muttering^
Sano: ^Still chewing fishbone^
NK: T.T Sanosuke no hentai.
Sano: O.o Wanna say that again, hanyou?!
NK: ^-^''' Nai, nai, Sanosuke-san!! Sessha said nothing! Gomen! Gomen!! ..Sessha is not a hanyou.
Yugure: ^Thoughtful^ Y'know, gomen kind of sounds like ramen.
Inuyasha: Ramen?? Where?!
Yugure, NK: OSUWARI!!
Kaoru, Sanosuke: HANYOU!
Yugure: Wow. Kaoru and Sano are agreeing on something. THE WORLD HAS COME TO AN END!! I might as well.
NK: AAAAAAHHH! YUGURE IS WATCHING "TOTALLY SPIES!!"
NK: ^Pokes Everyone^ Who are you?
Everyone: Hello. ^Miroku music comes on^
NK: AH!! MIROKU!! ^Whacks^
Everyone: AAHHH!! ^Goes flying out of room^
Kaoru, Sano: HANYOU!!
NK: I'M NOT A HANYOU! ... ^Looks up hanyou in Japanese-English English-Japanese dictionary^ ....... . . . It's not in there.
Kenshin: ^Being ignored^
Shippou, Bakura, Soujiro: ^Trying to sneak out of room^
Bakura: ^Steps on creaky board^ Oh no.
NK: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?! ^Grabs Shippou, Bakura, and Soujiro and chucks them in the closet^ ^Locks door^ HAHAHAHA!! I OWN THEM! HAHAHA!!
Kurama: ^Suddenly appears out of no where^ Eh?!
NK: O.O ^Drooools^ K..Kur-kuramaaaa...
Kurama: o.O' Not again. Please not again. AAAAHHH!! ^Runs screaming^
Shippou, Bakura, Soujiro: ^From closet^ RUN, KURAMA, RUN!!!!
NK: ^Screaming with delight^ KURAMA!! BISHY KURAMA!! YIII!!
^Kurama and Neko-Kitsune run from the room^
Yugure: Ooh. I'm in charge now. ^Types something on keyboard^ ^Aoshi suddenly appears^ ^Misao runs into the room^
Yugure, Misao: AOSHI!!!!!!!!
^Yugure and Misao start ripping each other apart over Aoshi^
Aoshi: T.T' ^Leaves^
Yugure, Misao: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AOSHI-SAMA DON'T LEAVE!! ^Runs after him^
Kenshin: .... . .. ^Hides behind a door^ They scare me.
NK: ^Magjickally appears from nowhere^ Hey Kenshin! Take this! ^Hands him a stick^
Kaoru: What is it?
NK: A weapon of mass destruction. It burns things. Hee hee.
Yugure: I want one!! ^Grabs Kenshin's^
Kenshin: ^Has an odd look on face^ No!! MINE!!
NK: Ooh. This should be good!
Yugure: I thought you were peaceful!
Kenshin: I thought that too. Oh well!! ^Presses something on stick^ ^Yugure goes flying with fur on fire^
Yugure: AAHHHHHH!! IT BUUURNS!!!
Kenshin: ^Insane laughter^ FIRE!! FIRE!! ^Runs around torching everything^
NK: ^Closes eyes^ Ah, the sweet, sweet sound of intense dischord and a pyromaniac Kenshin.. Life is goood.
Sanosuke, Kaoru: ^Staring at Kenshin^
Kenshin: ^In the distance^ FIRE!! FIRE!! BUURN!! HAHAHAHA!!
Soujiro: O.O' Kenshin's a pyro?!
Shippou: Ooh! I wanna be a pyromaniac!! ^Looks around for a Stick^
NK: Bad Shippou. ^Pokes^ You're too young for such violence.
Shippou: ¬_¬' Riight.