Neko-Kitsune: Disclaimer time!
<P>
Bakura: Who has disclaimer duty?
<P>
Shippou: Her. ^Points to NK^ ^Grins^ Go on. Say it.
<P>
NK: ._. Do I HAVE to??
<P>
Soujiro: Yes.
<P>
NK: ^Grumbles^ FINE! ... I.. don't.. own.. Rurouni Kenshin. Or Inuyasha. Or Yu Yu Hakusho. Or Yu-Gi-Oh.
<P>
Bakura, Shippou, Soujiro: HA!
<P>
NK: ^Insane grin^ I own you though! HAHAHA!!
<P>
Bakura: RUN FOR IT!!
<P>
^Bakura, Shippou, and Soujiro run screaming from the room^
<P>
NK: Aw. There go my objects of delight. Anyway, this my friends is a stupid anime crossover.. thinger..
that developed itself inside my brain over the course of two days. The first chapter, anyway. WARNING: It has little or no plot AT ALL.
You get to meet all my mad friends! Including my yami form! Right Yami NK?
<P>
Yami NK: ^Swears^
<P>
NK: Bad Yami! Hn. Character's you'll meet!<p>
<b>NK (Neko-Kitsune):</b> MEEE!! I wrote the story! I'm a cat/fox hybrid! I wear a scarf! I... okay I'm done.<p>
<b>Yugure:</b> One o' my mad friendbeasts. She is a freaky black cat with red eyes. And she's a not-quite-rabid fangirl of Aoshi. I think. This gets her in trouble with Misao. Heehee.
<p><b>Yami NK:</b> You don't know what a yami is?? ^Gasps^ Bad personthinger! Go watch Yu-Gi-Oh! Now!
((Yami: A soul from ancient Egypt that was trapped in a Millenium Item. Tends to take over in a)times of weakness for
 it's other soul/mind thinger or b) whenever it feels like it (like Yami Bakura) (From what I've seen they tend to be insane/violent/evil/etc) I think that's an accurate explanation.) Yami NK
 is a pottymouth, tends to refer to all things except herself and her Millenium Item (the Millenium Knife) as stupid, and I think she's pure evil/insane. Think Yami Bakura. Yes, she wants to take over the world as well.<p>
(Note: All actions take place ^like this^)
Anyway, ONTO THE STORY... thinger. YAH!
<P>----------------------------------<P>
NK: Do do do do... I'M GONNA MAKE TOAST!!
<P>
Yugure: Oro?
<P>
Kenshin: o.o'x That's my word!
<P>
Yugure: Fine, take it. ^Throws word at Kenshin^
<P>
Kenshin: AAHH!! ^Ducks^
<P>NK: ^Catches word^ MINE!! ORORORORO!!
<P>
Soujiro: Mm?
<P>
NK: SOUJIROOOOOO!! ^Chases^<P>
Soujiro: AHHH! MAD HYBRID!! HIDE YOU GUYS IT'S STILL NOT SAFE!
<P>
Bakura, Shippou: AAAAAHHH!!<P>
NK: ^Growls^ How'd you get out of the closet!
<P>
Yugure: ^Watches Bakura, Shippou, and Soujiro run screaming from the room^
<P>
NK: ^Chasing still^ Yugure!! Help me catch them!!
<P>
Yugure: .....No.
<P>
NK: o.o' You're not nice.
<P>
Yugure: ^-^
<P>
Kenshin: Oro? Hey, I got my word back!
<P>
NK: That's mine!
<P>
Sanosuke: ^Chews fishbone^
<P>
NK: Sano, that's nasty.
<P>
Sano: ^Glares^
<P>
NK: O.O' Yiiii sessha is sorry!!
<P>
Kaoru: Kenshin, who are these people?
<P>
Kenshin: This is Neko-Kitsune-dono, Kaoru-dono. Remember.. She's the one who turned us into animals. (a/n: Go read "Another Ordinary Day" for details! [/advertisment])
<P>
Kaoru: Oh. I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOU FOR THAT, BAKA HANYOU!
<P>
NK: I'M NOT A HANYOU! INUYASHA IS!
<P>
Inuyasha: What?
<P>
NK: ^Pushes Inuyasha out of room^ Inu-chan. Go away.
<P>
Inuyasha: Feh. ^Leaves^
<P>
Inuyasha: ^Pokes head back in^ What about Shippou?
<P>
Shippou: I'm being held prisinor by her!! ^Points to NK^
<P>
Inuyasha: Feh. Hey, kitsune!
<P>
NK: Mm?
<P>
Inuyasha: I'm takin' the kid. C'mon, Shippou.
<P>
NK: Oh no. You can't do that.
<P>
Shippou: Why not?
<P>
NK: I'm the author. I CONTROL EVERYTHING! HAHAHA!
<P>
Yugure: ^Whispers in ear^ Really?
<P>
NK: ^Whispers^ No. But I like to make them think I can. Haha. Now LEAVE, INUYASHA!!<P>
Inuyasha: What if I-<P>
<P>NK: OSUWARI!! (SIT!!)
<P>
Inuyasha: ACK! ^Hits the ground, leaving an Inuyasha-shaped crater in the ground^
<P>
Shippou: Eek! ^Runs away^
<P>
NK: ^Smirks^ I need to figure out a way to make my objects of delight do that.
<P>
Bakura, Shippou, Soujiro: O.O''
<P>
Inuyasha: ^Gets out of crater, grumbling^
<P>
NK: ^Evil grin^ OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI!!
<P>
Inuyasha: ACK!! ^Hits ground again, this time three times deeper^
<P>
NK: A-HAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM ALL POWERFUL! FEAR ME-
<P>
Yugure: WAFFLECAT!
<P>
NK: ^Hits ground^
<P>
Yugure: ^Laughs^
<P>
NK: ^From crater^ Since when was I under that spell?!
<P>
Yugure: Since I enchanted your scarf!! Haha!
<P>
^Miroku music begins to play^
<P>
NK: EEK! MIROKU GET OUT OF HERE!!
<P>
Miroku: But-
<P>
Sango: ^Hits Miroku with boomerang, drags off^ ^Muttering^
<P>
Sano: ^Still chewing fishbone^
<P>
NK: T.T Sanosuke no hentai.
<P>
Sano: O.o Wanna say that again, hanyou?!
<P>
NK: ^-^''' Nai, nai, Sanosuke-san!! Sessha said nothing! Gomen! Gomen!! ..Sessha is not a hanyou.
<P>
Yugure: ^Thoughtful^ Y'know, gomen kind of sounds like ramen.
<P>
Inuyasha: Ramen?? Where?!
<P>
Yugure, NK: OSUWARI!!
<P>
Inuyasha: ACK!
<P>
Kaoru, Sanosuke: HANYOU!
<P>
Yugure: Wow. Kaoru and Sano are agreeing on something. THE WORLD HAS COME TO AN END!! I might as well.
<P>
NK: AAAAAAHHH! YUGURE IS WATCHING "TOTALLY SPIES!!"
<P>
Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!
<P>
NK: ^Pokes Everyone^ Who are you?
<P>
Everyone: Hello. ^Miroku music comes on^
<P>
NK: AH!! MIROKU!! ^Whacks^
<P>
Everyone: AAHHH!! ^Goes flying out of room^
<P>
Kaoru, Sano: HANYOU!!
<P>
NK: I'M NOT A HANYOU! ... ^Looks up hanyou in Japanese-English English-Japanese dictionary^ ....... . . . It's not in there.
<P>
Kenshin: ^Being ignored^
<P>
Shippou, Bakura, Soujiro: ^Trying to sneak out of room^
<P>
Bakura: ^Steps on creaky board^ Oh no.
<P>
NK: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?! ^Grabs Shippou, Bakura, and Soujiro and chucks them in the closet^ ^Locks door^ HAHAHAHA!! I OWN THEM! HAHAHA!!
<P>
Kurama: ^Suddenly appears out of no where^ Eh?!
<P>
NK: O.O ^Drooools^ K..Kur-kuramaaaa... 
<P>
Kurama: o.O' Not again. Please not again. AAAAHHH!! ^Runs screaming^
<P>
Shippou, Bakura, Soujiro: ^From closet^ RUN, KURAMA, RUN!!!!
<P>
NK: ^Screaming with delight^ KURAMA!! BISHY KURAMA!! YIII!!
<P>
^Kurama and Neko-Kitsune run from the room^
<P>
Yugure: Ooh. I'm in charge now. ^Types something on keyboard^ ^Aoshi suddenly appears^ ^Misao runs into the room^
<P>
Yugure, Misao: AOSHI!!!!!!!! 
<P>
^Yugure and Misao start ripping each other apart over Aoshi^
<P>
Aoshi: T.T' ^Leaves^
<P>
Yugure, Misao: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AOSHI-SAMA DON'T LEAVE!! ^Runs after him^
<P>
Kenshin: .... . .. ^Hides behind a door^ They scare me.
<P>
NK: ^Magjickally appears from nowhere^ Hey Kenshin! Take this! ^Hands him a stick^
<P>
Kenshin: Oro?
<P>
Kaoru: What is it?
<P>
NK: A weapon of mass destruction. It burns things. Hee hee.
<P>
Yugure: I want one!! ^Grabs Kenshin's^
<P>
Kenshin: ^Has an odd look on face^ No!! MINE!!
<P>
NK: Ooh. This should be good!
<P>
Yugure: I thought you were peaceful!
<P>
Kenshin: I thought that too. Oh well!! ^Presses something on stick^ ^Yugure goes flying with fur on fire^
<P>
Yugure: AAHHHHHH!! IT BUUURNS!!!
<P>
Kenshin: ^Insane laughter^ FIRE!! FIRE!! ^Runs around torching everything^
<P>
NK: ^Closes eyes^ Ah, the sweet, sweet sound of intense dischord and a pyromaniac Kenshin.. Life is goood.
<P>
Sanosuke, Kaoru: ^Staring at Kenshin^
<P>
Kenshin: ^In the distance^ FIRE!! FIRE!! BUURN!! HAHAHAHA!!<p>----------------------------------<P>
Soujiro: O.O' Kenshin's a pyro?!<p>
Shippou: Ooh! I wanna be a pyromaniac!! ^Looks around for a Stick^<p>
NK: Bad Shippou. ^Pokes^ You're too young for such violence.<p>
Shippou: ¬_¬' Riight.<p>
<a href="whwilc2.html">chapter two</a>
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