Neko-Kitsune: Disclaimer time!

Bakura: Who has disclaimer duty?

Shippou: Her. ^Points to NK^ ^Grins^ Go on. Say it.

NK: ._. Do I HAVE to??

Soujiro: Yes.

NK: ^Grumbles^ FINE! ... I.. don't.. own.. Rurouni Kenshin. Or Inuyasha. Or Yu Yu Hakusho. Or Yu-Gi-Oh.

Bakura, Shippou, Soujiro: HA!

NK: ^Insane grin^ I own you though! HAHAHA!!

Bakura: RUN FOR IT!!

^Bakura, Shippou, and Soujiro run screaming from the room^

NK: Aw. There go my objects of delight. Anyway, this my friends is a stupid anime crossover.. thinger.. that developed itself inside my brain over the course of two days. The first chapter, anyway. WARNING: It has little or no plot AT ALL. You get to meet all my mad friends! Including my yami form! Right Yami NK?

Yami NK: ^Swears^

NK: Bad Yami! Hn. Character's you'll meet!

NK (Neko-Kitsune): MEEE!! I wrote the story! I'm a cat/fox hybrid! I wear a scarf! I... okay I'm done.

Yugure: One o' my mad friendbeasts. She is a freaky black cat with red eyes. And she's a not-quite-rabid fangirl of Aoshi. I think. This gets her in trouble with Misao. Heehee.

Yami NK: You don't know what a yami is?? ^Gasps^ Bad personthinger! Go watch Yu-Gi-Oh! Now! ((Yami: A soul from ancient Egypt that was trapped in a Millenium Item. Tends to take over in a)times of weakness for it's other soul/mind thinger or b) whenever it feels like it (like Yami Bakura) (From what I've seen they tend to be insane/violent/evil/etc) I think that's an accurate explanation.) Yami NK is a pottymouth, tends to refer to all things except herself and her Millenium Item (the Millenium Knife) as stupid, and I think she's pure evil/insane. Think Yami Bakura. Yes, she wants to take over the world as well.

(Note: All actions take place ^like this^) Anyway, ONTO THE STORY... thinger. YAH!

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NK: Do do do do... I'M GONNA MAKE TOAST!!

Yugure: Oro?

Kenshin: o.o'x That's my word!

Yugure: Fine, take it. ^Throws word at Kenshin^

Kenshin: AAHH!! ^Ducks^

NK: ^Catches word^ MINE!! ORORORORO!!

Soujiro: Mm?

NK: SOUJIROOOOOO!! ^Chases^

Soujiro: AHHH! MAD HYBRID!! HIDE YOU GUYS IT'S STILL NOT SAFE!

Bakura, Shippou: AAAAAHHH!!

NK: ^Growls^ How'd you get out of the closet!

Yugure: ^Watches Bakura, Shippou, and Soujiro run screaming from the room^

NK: ^Chasing still^ Yugure!! Help me catch them!!

Yugure: .....No.

NK: o.o' You're not nice.

Yugure: ^-^

Kenshin: Oro? Hey, I got my word back!

NK: That's mine!

Sanosuke: ^Chews fishbone^

NK: Sano, that's nasty.

Sano: ^Glares^

NK: O.O' Yiiii sessha is sorry!!

Kaoru: Kenshin, who are these people?

Kenshin: This is Neko-Kitsune-dono, Kaoru-dono. Remember.. She's the one who turned us into animals. (a/n: Go read "Another Ordinary Day" for details! [/advertisment])

Kaoru: Oh. I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOU FOR THAT, BAKA HANYOU!

NK: I'M NOT A HANYOU! INUYASHA IS!

Inuyasha: What?

NK: ^Pushes Inuyasha out of room^ Inu-chan. Go away.

Inuyasha: Feh. ^Leaves^

Inuyasha: ^Pokes head back in^ What about Shippou?

Shippou: I'm being held prisinor by her!! ^Points to NK^

Inuyasha: Feh. Hey, kitsune!

NK: Mm?

Inuyasha: I'm takin' the kid. C'mon, Shippou.

NK: Oh no. You can't do that.

Shippou: Why not?

NK: I'm the author. I CONTROL EVERYTHING! HAHAHA!

Yugure: ^Whispers in ear^ Really?

NK: ^Whispers^ No. But I like to make them think I can. Haha. Now LEAVE, INUYASHA!!

Inuyasha: What if I-

NK: OSUWARI!! (SIT!!)

Inuyasha: ACK! ^Hits the ground, leaving an Inuyasha-shaped crater in the ground^

Shippou: Eek! ^Runs away^

NK: ^Smirks^ I need to figure out a way to make my objects of delight do that.

Bakura, Shippou, Soujiro: O.O''

Inuyasha: ^Gets out of crater, grumbling^

NK: ^Evil grin^ OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI!!

Inuyasha: ACK!! ^Hits ground again, this time three times deeper^

NK: A-HAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM ALL POWERFUL! FEAR ME-

Yugure: WAFFLECAT!

NK: ^Hits ground^

Yugure: ^Laughs^

NK: ^From crater^ Since when was I under that spell?!

Yugure: Since I enchanted your scarf!! Haha!

^Miroku music begins to play^

NK: EEK! MIROKU GET OUT OF HERE!!

Miroku: But-

Sango: ^Hits Miroku with boomerang, drags off^ ^Muttering^

Sano: ^Still chewing fishbone^

NK: T.T Sanosuke no hentai.

Sano: O.o Wanna say that again, hanyou?!

NK: ^-^''' Nai, nai, Sanosuke-san!! Sessha said nothing! Gomen! Gomen!! ..Sessha is not a hanyou.

Yugure: ^Thoughtful^ Y'know, gomen kind of sounds like ramen.

Inuyasha: Ramen?? Where?!

Yugure, NK: OSUWARI!!

Inuyasha: ACK!

Kaoru, Sanosuke: HANYOU!

Yugure: Wow. Kaoru and Sano are agreeing on something. THE WORLD HAS COME TO AN END!! I might as well.

NK: AAAAAAHHH! YUGURE IS WATCHING "TOTALLY SPIES!!"

Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!

NK: ^Pokes Everyone^ Who are you?

Everyone: Hello. ^Miroku music comes on^

NK: AH!! MIROKU!! ^Whacks^

Everyone: AAHHH!! ^Goes flying out of room^

Kaoru, Sano: HANYOU!!

NK: I'M NOT A HANYOU! ... ^Looks up hanyou in Japanese-English English-Japanese dictionary^ ....... . . . It's not in there.

Kenshin: ^Being ignored^

Shippou, Bakura, Soujiro: ^Trying to sneak out of room^

Bakura: ^Steps on creaky board^ Oh no.

NK: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?! ^Grabs Shippou, Bakura, and Soujiro and chucks them in the closet^ ^Locks door^ HAHAHAHA!! I OWN THEM! HAHAHA!!

Kurama: ^Suddenly appears out of no where^ Eh?!

NK: O.O ^Drooools^ K..Kur-kuramaaaa...

Kurama: o.O' Not again. Please not again. AAAAHHH!! ^Runs screaming^

Shippou, Bakura, Soujiro: ^From closet^ RUN, KURAMA, RUN!!!!

NK: ^Screaming with delight^ KURAMA!! BISHY KURAMA!! YIII!!

^Kurama and Neko-Kitsune run from the room^

Yugure: Ooh. I'm in charge now. ^Types something on keyboard^ ^Aoshi suddenly appears^ ^Misao runs into the room^

Yugure, Misao: AOSHI!!!!!!!!

^Yugure and Misao start ripping each other apart over Aoshi^

Aoshi: T.T' ^Leaves^

Yugure, Misao: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AOSHI-SAMA DON'T LEAVE!! ^Runs after him^

Kenshin: .... . .. ^Hides behind a door^ They scare me.

NK: ^Magjickally appears from nowhere^ Hey Kenshin! Take this! ^Hands him a stick^

Kenshin: Oro?

Kaoru: What is it?

NK: A weapon of mass destruction. It burns things. Hee hee.

Yugure: I want one!! ^Grabs Kenshin's^

Kenshin: ^Has an odd look on face^ No!! MINE!!

NK: Ooh. This should be good!

Yugure: I thought you were peaceful!

Kenshin: I thought that too. Oh well!! ^Presses something on stick^ ^Yugure goes flying with fur on fire^

Yugure: AAHHHHHH!! IT BUUURNS!!!

Kenshin: ^Insane laughter^ FIRE!! FIRE!! ^Runs around torching everything^

NK: ^Closes eyes^ Ah, the sweet, sweet sound of intense dischord and a pyromaniac Kenshin.. Life is goood.

Sanosuke, Kaoru: ^Staring at Kenshin^

Kenshin: ^In the distance^ FIRE!! FIRE!! BUURN!! HAHAHAHA!!

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Soujiro: O.O' Kenshin's a pyro?!

Shippou: Ooh! I wanna be a pyromaniac!! ^Looks around for a Stick^

NK: Bad Shippou. ^Pokes^ You're too young for such violence.

Shippou: _' Riight.

chapter two

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